Week Twenty-One: “Sally’s Fried Chicken”

 

If you don’t like salmonella
then come on down to Sally’s Fried Chicken
And if you don’t like severed fingers
then come on down to Sally’s too

Sally’s Fried Chicken Stand
it’s the best meal in the land
Sally’s Fried Chicken Stand
legs so good they’ll kill a man
but not really

Now you might have heard the news
that JoJo’s down the street has closed
due to some mismanagement
and three or four untimely deaths

Rest assured that Sally only
cooks the finest non-human meat
Her health reports are spotless
like her conscience and her kitchen floor

Sally’s Fried Chicken Stand
it’s the best meal in the land
Sally’s Friend Chicken Stand
legs so good they’ll kill a man

Not to kick a man when he’s down
but JoJo’s always smelled real strange
even when you factor in those
droppings in the tater tots

Sally’s okra is all-natural
with no trace amounts of LSD
And nobody who works here
wants to stab you, that’s the guarantee of

Sally’s Fried Chicken Stand
it’s the best meal in the land
Sally’s Friend Chicken Stand
legs so good they’ll kill a man
kill a man
kill a man
but not really

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