Week Thirty-Five: “Bad Waitresses”

Josephine, Josephine
Why you got to be so mean?
Josephine, Josephine
Why you got to be so mean?
I ask for coca-cola, and you give me gasoline

Suzette, Suzette
Why are you playing hard to get?
Suzette, Suzette
Why are you playing hard to get?
I ordered yesterday, but you don’t have it for me yet

LaTanya, LaTanya
I don’t want to get up on ya
LaTanya, LaTanya
I don’t want to get up on ya
I just want to give you a tip, I would never try to wrong ya

Mary Ellen, Mary Ellen
I don’t believe the lies you’re telling
Mary Ellen, Mary Ellen
I don’t believe the lies you’re telling
Don’t treat me like a deadbeat, don’t treat me like a felon

Emmylou, Emmylou
Don’t do me like you used to do
Emmylou, Emmylou
Don’t do me like you used to do
You put sawdust in my bread, and rat poison in my stew

Michelle, Michelle
You’re putting me through hell
Michelle, Michelle
You’re putting me through hell
I can’t afford your steak, I can’t even buy the smell

Carolina, Carolina
I thought that nothing could be finer
Carolina, Carolina
I thought that nothing could be finer
I’ll tell you right now, I’ll never come back to your diner

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