Year Three, Week Two: “Man on Top (‘Grab ’em by the Pussy’)”

Lyrics:

Yeah, I was around
when the bombs started falling down
It was the apocalypse
That’s the word on all our lips
And it’s little consolation
in this atomic desolation
but thank god there’s a man on top

There’s a man on top and we put him there
You and me, yes indeed
And we heard him shout
And the words rang out
“You can grab ’em by the pussy”

I didn’t think it was very funny
when he put that on our money
But soon it just made me smile
You get numb to that stuff after a while
Now some of you mighta felt regret
But what the hell did you expect
when you put a man like that on top

There’s a man on top and we put him there
You and me, yes indeed
Everybody’s sons and daughters
learn in school, just like they oughter
“You can grab ’em by the pussy”

And I take that to heart
Now that I live in the old Wal Mart
Fighting off radioactive vampires
in the back where they used to sell tires
And a I lay down to catch some z’s
on a pillow made of the scalps of my enemies
I thank god there’s a man on top

There’s a man on top and we put him there
You and me, yes indeed
He wrote it on the door
of the fifth head of Mt. Rushmore
“You can grab ’em by the pussy”
“You can grab ’em by the pussy”
“You can grab ’em by–”
Hell, you know the rest

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