Year Three, Week Forty-Three: “Tiki Torches”

Lyrics:

Everybody I got a great deal
on tiki torches
Burn so bright they’re gonna scare those monkeys
right off their porches
Tuck your polo shirts
into your khakis
Don’t let the snowflakes
catch you being tacky

You shoulda seen the looks on their faces
when I rolled into the store
Owner thought that he could jew me
But I just jewed him more
We’re a force with which
to be reckoned
And we’re sick and tired
of coming second

We don’t need
hoods and horses
Cause we got
tiki torches
We don’t need
hoods and horses
Cause we got
tiki torches

It’s the way it oughta be
from sea to shining sea
Everybody looks so happy
Everybody looks like me
Tell the world exactly
what you see here
Every one of us
did choose to be here

Hold your torches high up, men
For you know our cause is just
Everyone will be too impressed
to ever make fun of us
Just remember if a thug
gets in your face
there’s a man on top
and we’re his base

We don’t need
hoods and horses
Cause we got
tiki torches
We don’t need
hoods and horses
Cause we got
tiki torches

Don’t pretend that you don’t know me
We’ve been facebook friends since 2010
We took freshman stats together
but I’ve done some growing up since then
Don’t you know our race is dying
I can’t even get a date
Even though my dick’s so tiny
tonight I made America great

We don’t need
hoods and horses
Cause we got
tiki torches
We don’t need
hoods and horses
Cause we got
tiki torches
We don’t need
hoods and horses
Cause we got
tiki torches
We don’t need
hoods and horses
Cause we got
tiki torches

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